ur not punk if ur not nice
UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
As much as I love reading I sometimes procrastinate about reading, and then when I sit down and read I think: god damn why did I not choose to read this sooner?
and then I think: oh right, it’s because I’m an idiot.
The thing is when you’re bisexual, you’re not really surprised when a straight person is biphobic. Sure it sucks and you’re like “well fuck you too dude” to whoever the prick is; but it’s not so astonishing.
Biphobic gay people on the other hand, actually hurt like a motherfucker. Like bro you’re supposed to be on my side??? Like even “my people” can’t accept me?? That hurts so much more than some random dude who expects a threesome.
so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE
Do you ever think about a certain time period and it almost has it’s own flavor? Like. A characteristic smell and feeling and flavor.
The 1930’s to the mid 1940’s has a distinctive smell of burning bodies.
Oh hHhh my gGfod
alternatives to “it was all just a dream”
- it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
- it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
- it was all just a feature length puppet show
- it was all just a set of cave paintings
- it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal
I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
Symmetry in Nature
This picture shows the wing pattern of an Indian Roller (Coracias benghalensis) from Bangalore, Karnataka, India.
Photo by Arjun Haarith
Okay but I’d never even heard of this bird before. Look at how GORGEOUS this bird is!
I honestly thought this was someone fucking around with photoshop at first.
on a scale of one to glee how bad is that decision
me watching The Hobbit for the first time
What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole
Fake Pockets: A How To
dude. this comic was made for me.
Lucifer just got new jeans.