I have no idea what I'm doing with my life

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imnotocake:

do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

bureaucraticdeath:

I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair

I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters

I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices

I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude

I just love girls  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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tumblr virus 2014

conceal-dont-feel:

daughteroftheseasons:

hopelesslyinbxtween:

i found a song that fits the virus chaos of 2014

YES. I’M CRYING

I WAS CONSIDERING DOING THIS

BUT OH MY GOD

I LOVE YOU 

WE ARE NOW MARRIED

I listened to this whole damn song,

BECAUSE ITS THAT CATCHY.

linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

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realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

dress up your dresses - bows [2/2]

I’ll always find it pretty amazing how a few well-placed details can perfect a dress 

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mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

romano-aru:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

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