I have no idea what I'm doing with my life

  • Boys who are about my age: Hi, I'm just as young and unexpierenced as you and I have no idea of what I'm doing and I'm just trying to compensate that by being a massive dick. U wanna fuck?
  • Men who are old enough to be my father: Hello, well I just think that every girl and woman in this world is beautiful and should know that and I basically understand everything about anything. oh and just so you know, my voice is deep enough to give you chills and I have this laugh that will drive you crazy, oh and have you seen my cheekbones?
  • Me: well shit.